Salahi Like I'm So Hot and Like You're So Not

6/25/2011 12:30 AM PDTby TMZ Staff Michaele Salahi -- former DC "Housewife" -- performed her new single “Bump it” on a Miami news station -- LIVE ... and even with a backup singer and hot dancers vying for the spotlight, Michaele still stands out … but not in a good way.Maybe she should stick to crashing parties.